Friday 27 April 2007

Meathead Profiles- John





Name JOHN
Favourite Position AT THE BAR
Occupation WORK! WHAT ME? NO NEVER!
Nickname(s) RANGER, CASHY, TANGO
Best Attribute MY WIFE AND CHILDREN
Need to work on SINKING MORE PISS

Your having a dinner party and you can invite 4 Guest Dead or alive Who and Why?

JC, EVERYONE NEEDS WALLART

EL CAPITANO, TO COOK THE BBQ

JULIAN CLARY, WHAT A SWEETY

PETE BEST, POOR BASTARD HAVE PITY

What music Pumps you up before a match? ITS RAINING MEN
Other sports who enjoy watching and participating in OTHER SPORTS? I DON’T THINK I LIKE YOUR TONE, AM PARTIAL TO HORIZONTAL SLAM DANCING

Favourite Football (soccer) team? 1x o/s 1xAus NOT PICKY AS LONG AS IT ISN’T WEST HAM UNITED, SYDNEY OLYMPIC AND ANYONE PLAYING THE ROAR

Kylie Or Paris? BOTH…………… CHAINED AT THE BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN GOOD START, DON’T BE A HATER!

With the high wages the Meatheads pay you to play for us, what type of car you drive? COMMODORE, MGB

Scruncher or a folder of Loo paper? FOLD IN HALF THEN HALF AGAIN, WIPE THEN FOLD IN HALF……….


Whats the best thing about being a meathead? WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT HIS BROTHER??!!

Allstar Team- 442 has to include 1x Aleague Player, 2x Meatheads I WAS UNAWARE THAT AUS. HAD PROFESSIONAL FOOTBALL PLAYERS, DON’T THEY ALL GO O/S? BUT FOR THE TIGER COMPONENT IT WOULD HAVE TO BE JEREMY AND JEREMY