Friday 18 May 2007

The Wilson Report - The Joke Of A Match



I call it the disgrace.Everyone is entitled to a fair go. At Blackstone on Saturday evening the local referee, the local players, the local club and the local spectators brought the game into disrepute. The referee, an obvious Blackstone Welch club member, lost control over the game one minute into the second half due to the pressure exerted on him by the crowd, mates on the field and the club's pursuit for a trophy.He was inept. He did not issue an infringement to Rhys for the tackle that incited the Blackstone players. The Blackstone players took the game into their hands by aggressively and physically abusing Rhys. Two Blackstone Wech players started the brawl yet escaped with yellow cards. Trent who feared for the safety of his brother was first to the scene from the Tigers and attempted to drag the Blackstone players off his brother. All of the players, including the opposition goalkeeper were in the thick of things.

The score at this stage was 2 - 0 to the home side. The end result is difficult to say without dropping my pants.

The game promised so much. Tigers were on a winning streak. Three wins in a row , if you count the 2 - 0 victory at training on Wednesday night (and we count everything). The Blackstone team were undefeated this year. The coach was confident. He enjoys the trek to the Blackstone Welch field and this time it was a 4.30pm start. It was going to be cool and under lights.

The thespian was asked to play at the back again just for one more week so that the Tigers could protect their line. Quads, Clean and Mad Dog picked themselves. Dunk and Ronnie got the unenviable job of mid field patrol while Ranger and 500 played on the flanks. The Sicilian and Bresciano played up front. Wilson warmed the bench.

It started at a pace. Nothing like we have seen this season. the home team knew the park and came at us. The Tigers absorbed the early onset. McStar was issuing orders to the Thespian and the thespian was issuing orders to the team. Then something began to happen. After the early raids the Tigers got to see a bit of the ball and started to use it. I suggest the Blackstone boys were a little put off.

Like the week before while gaining control of the game and impacting on the opposition the impossible happened. The ball came across from our right side to their big fellow in the backline. He had room and he used it. He belted the ball from well outside the box and hit it sweetly. It was like watching Premier League. Gerrard would have been proud of it. It touched nothing, it sailed into the back of the net. The score board 1 - 0.

As a scribe you need to pay attention to what happens on the filed. To find a match ball you also have to pay attention. Unfortunately I was guilty on both counts. Our match ball disappeared at some stage into the creek at the Blackstone Welch ground and Wilson went off to find it. I did not see it go into the creek and thus I did not know where to look. The casual Lineman, that knocked off at half time, gave me instructions. I checked back on numerous occasions for further instructions and proceeded to comb an area covering 100 square metres. The frustrating bit was it was an unsuccessful attempt.

Meanwhile the second goal was scored. The home side secured the second off the head of their striker after beating a flying Mick in the air. 2 - 0 the score at half time.

At the end of the first the Sicilian re-injured the calf. He sat off at the start of the second.

Earlier I mentioned the game took a different direction in the second half. The locals kicked off, made no more than three passes and then Rhys smashed the bloke on the ball. The rest is history. Pushing and shoving, yelling and shouting, lots of throthing at the mouth. The officials stepped in and destroyed a reasonable game.

The rest was a blur. Goal after goal sailed past the replacement keeper, Bresciano (Jeremy's good at finding the back of the net).

9 - 0 or 10 - 0 may have been the score. The website still has not been updated.

The Tigers left the paddock and Blackstone licking their wounds.

Now I hope the score doesn't change but that would be like believing in the tooth fairy. All other teams will think we played a good game, little do they know. Fiji bounced back, Mansfield beat St Cathy's and the old blokes played a draw.

The table will change slightly as the goal difference adjusts. Don't hold your breadth at the end of the season because we will not be relying on our goal difference to get into the top four.

Before I sign off I will share the letter I sent to the club president. He called me on Wednesday and I felt very bad about all of the nasty things that I thought, said and wrote about him. My Christian guilt kicked in. He stepped up and supported us on everything. I knew Biscuits was a good bloke and I will not hear anything different.

The email

"Craig,I have had some time to reflect on the game on the weekend and contemplate a course of action. I wish to respond in the following way. The send off of Trent McTiernan. I wish to contest the send off and have the charge removed. The case is simple. Rhys was penalised for a foul tackle that was not serious enough to incur an infringement. The tackle deserved to be penalised. The Blackstone Welch player retaliated physically and aggressively. Rhys did not react. A second Blackstone player was first to enter the fray unnecessarily. While the first Blacktone Welch player held Rhys the second player manhandled Rhys. A third Blackstone player entered the incident and also grabbed Rhys. Rhys's safety was now clearly at risk.No whistle was blown nor any action taken by the referee. Three players were physically attacking Rhys, our smallest player. Trent, the captain, goalkeeper and closest player to the fight went to the protection of his younger brother. He entered the incident third. He did not throw a punch. He arrived and grabbed the closest player to remove him. Another Blackstone player entered. John Cash was our next player to arrive and began to separate the players in the same way as Trent. Most of the remaining players from both teams arrived to ensured the safety of their players. It is clear that the Blackstone players created the brawl.At no stage did anybody from either team throw a punch.The referee, conferred with his linesman and issued yellow cards to the player that retaliated, and to the first person to arrive. The referee issued a red card to our captain. The referee confirmed on the field that he issued the red card because Trent joined the incident unnecessarily and showed his fists. He did not accuse Trent of throwing a punch. No card was issued to the player who arrived second.The decision to send Trent off was inconsistent.The Blackstone player that retaliated, started the incident. The Blackstone players who arrived first and second ensured the incident erupted. If the player who was tackled had of got to his feet and taken the free kick the game would have proceeded in the way that it had until that moment. A hard and fair game.The two Blackstone Welch players that arrived before Trent were guilty of inciting the incident. At no stage did the referee blow his whistle or attempt to gain control of the situation . He failed in his duty of care for Rhys. Rhys was physically abused by three players and the referee stood by and did nothing.I will ask the Discipline Committee to remove the penalty.The performance of the refereeI intend to write and lodge a formal complaint with the Referee's Body. The complaint will be directed at the Referee's Executive.The referee's lack of impartiality influenced the result and lead to the game being played outside of the Christian values that the Association and the Tiger's club adhere too. And to the best of my knowledge and my experience over an 8 year period, outside of the values of the Blackstone Club.The onfield referee and linesman were ill equipped to handle the situation.The referee was a mate of the Blackstone players. He should never have been placed in this situation.He was indecisive, inconsistent and failed in his duty of care.He lost control of the game.From the decision to send Trent and not to discipline the Blackstone players the game degenerated into an unsavory incident. He and the linesman failed to take action on the numerous infringements from that point.I gathered the Tigers and asked for their assistance in finishing the game without further incident. The referee did not, at any stage gather the 2 captains to ask for the same from both teams.I will insist that the referees review the situation to ensure that the two young Blackstone officials can improve their performance and never be placed in this situation again.The Blackstone clubThe Blackstone club is a well respected club in the Association and I have enjoyed the interactions with teams from Blackstone for many years. I was disappointed in their performance on Saturday night and intend to write to them expressing my concerns with the situation that we encountered.The complaint will be directed to the Club President.Alcohol was consumed on the ground.Abuse was directed at our players from the fans, including abuse that went beyond sledging.The noise from the "party" on the sidelines became louder as the match proceeded. The players for the Blackstone club were left without direction from a club official. They were left to fend for themselves. As a result they swore and blasphemed repeatedly on the field.Players insulted our spectators.The behaviour was ill disciplined, completely misaligned with the purpose of the QCSA and inappropriate.Mens Division 6The boys have had a very enjoyable season this year. The six clubs that we have played and the manner in which the games have been played has been exemplarity St Catherine's, Rosewood, Mansfield, Sunnybank, West End and Queensland Fiji have represented their clubs and more importantly themselves with aplomb.The incident on Saturday evening was horrible. Consequently, the players have agreed on two things following the round 7 game played on Saturday evening. I am informing you of our intended action. I apologise if this places you in an uncomfortable position. It is the appropriate thing to do and sometimes you have to be courageous to secure change.1/ We will not pay the fees owing for the officials on the evening of Saturday 12 May. and 2/ We will not play the Blackstone Welch team again this year.Before I proceed with the contest of the send off, the complaint to the referees and the complaint to the Blackstone club I ask for the club's endorsement.RegardsChris"
I have calmed down since the weekend and I hope that the season can continue in the way that it has, except for Saturday.

This week we play St Catherine's away. The game is at 3.00pm.

The Silvertails play at home at 1.00pm. Come down to the 'H' and watch the boys and we will head off at half time.

Cheers

Wilson

16 comments:

Anonymous said...

thats a bit rough i do believe pendulum swings both ways. though a lil harsh words don't hurt as much as a wooden spoon.

Anonymous said...

im a supporter from another club and have watched blackstone play 3 times this season. although our team has been on the losing side each time both sides have played the game fairly, but hard. just how soccer should be played. the malice that you speak about which occurred in your match seems an isolated incident and when i queried the blackstone side about their motivation for playing, they just said to have some fun with their mates, and only 3 of them had played soccer before. so i find it hard to substantiate your comments about the ref being "best friends" with the blackstone side in your respective match.

what ever happened to "what is said on the field, stays on the field"

shame, shame, shame Wilson

Anonymous said...

your kidding wilson,

if u were pinocchio your nose would have scaled the equator four times over. your player came across at full pelt and whacked the smallest player on the field without even knowin there was a ball at his feet. If there was a red given straight away there would have been no problem and u probably would have only lost by 5. instead your keeper grabbed someone by the throat and got sent and then blackstone put another 7 goals on u.

hope that goal difference works out so u can make the finals. hahah your a dreamer wilson. mix up some post season porridge with that wooden spoon of yours. hope there is a division 12 next year so the tigers can run dead last again.

Anonymous said...

give wilson a rubbish bin because that was garbage

Anonymous said...

the joke of a review

they say don't believe everything you read and this is a perfect example. what i can do for you though wilson is state some facts

* tigers will finish dead last
* tigers goal difference is -58
* tigers have only one 3 game
* tigers have lost 15 games
* tigers only have 11 points
* blackstone are top of table
* blackstones goal dif is +39
* blackstone have only lost 3 games
* blackstone have won 15
* blackstone are on 47 points a whole 10 in front of second and had the minor premiership locked up before the end of the final round.

wilson when you report i hope you are not reporting with a sense of jealousy in your writing because that might stretch the truth a little don't you think.

just a suggestion good luck with the rest of the season especially this weekend when you take on the top placed division 6 team blackstone.

Anonymous said...

top story,

who are you trying to kid wilson? dont cry over spilt milk, its div 6 not under 6, the only joke is the fact that you got pants'd by a bunch of first timers from the sticks, play the whistle, get on with it and leave the creative writing to J.K Rowling....

Anonymous said...

Everyone loves the Welsh... Yeow!

Anonymous said...

wilson if its too tough in div 6 im sure u can join your old mates from sunnybank in the masters competition next year

keep on trucking silver fox

Anonymous said...

Dear Wilson,

Well if your blogging effort has reinforced one thing it's don't believe everything you read on the internet. Don't get me wrong, I am a huge fan of fiction, but honestly Wilson, talk about a fairy tail, this was one of the best, perhaps next time you should start off with 'Once upon a time in a land far far away lived an evil and blasfimous soccer team called Blackstone Welsh, they were big and scary, unkind and liked to start fights with harmless and innocent opposition every game they played.... you know something along those lines, get the kiddies really interested in it.
If life is getting you down so much that you feel an internet blog to be the main forum for venting your frustration; about a team that is clearly much better than yours, grow up. Unlike yourself I'm sure the lives of the Blackstone Welsh soccer team do not revolve around the coming and goings and refereeing decisions of Church League Mens 6th Division soccer. I'm sure they don't even give it a second thought.

As a scribe I think you should pay more attention to your spelling, punctuation and grammar, rather than what happens on a soccer field, it is a disgrace, or were you still to overcome with anger to concentrate properly on the keyboard and the rot you were typing. Blackstone Welch Blackstone Wech?? It's Blackstone Welsh mate WELSH.

Disrepute? Maybe if your little mate Rhys spent less time acting like a clown and blatantly fouling players with no consideration at all for where the ball is then this whole thing would never had happened. Maybe if you spent less time worrying about the other team and focussing on controlling your own your season may have been more rewarding. You also might wanna take note that running full pelt into a scuffle with you fist raised screaming 'Stay the f**k away from him, leave him the f**k alone, and then grabbing someone by the throat and threatening to knock there f**cking head off - not gonna look to good in front of the referees and is most certainly a red card worthy offense, and kind of reveals the instability of the players you ae fielding.

I'm sorry your life has come to this mate I really am, maybe you should consider hanging up those boots hey, clearly your eyes have had it and your mind seems like its on the way out too, your knees are probably next in line. But hey I'm glad you've worked out how to use the internet - most men your age don't even know how to turn on a computer, so job well done there.

Well cheers to the Welsh and better luck next season. "The Wilson Report - The Joke of the Year"

Anonymous said...

cheers for the forefit ey

you guys have a heart the size of a pea

perhaps the reason u ran dead last

Anonymous said...

BE A MAN AND PLAY ME WILSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

hahaha let the boys play wilson. let the boys play..

Anonymous said...

Forefit the last game to end a glorious season for the tigers, i guess losing is just in your nature. better luck next year.

Anonymous said...

Congratulations to the Mansfield side for claimimg victory in the Grand Final against Blackstone on Saturday September 22.

A comfortable yet well deserved win.

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